Starfcker - Ian Thomas Healy
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Read by Joshua Tuttle, Paul Tuttle, Chalet Findlay, Amy Still, Grace Bowman-Tuttle, Peter Steiger, Marco Palou, Delores Mull
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Unabridged
Once, John Irish was a legend in the porn industry, partying with the likes of John Holmes, Peter North, Nina Hartley, and Seka, but now he’s on the far side of 50, and Ron Jeremy won’t even return his phone calls.
Desperate for any kind of paying work, he’s sunk to the level of bit roles in grade-Z porn and is even considering applying to work at Wal-Mart, when hot-blooded starlet Mindy Copperhead comes into his life. He quickly discovers she’s far more than a simple blowjob artist, but is in fact an advance scout for a distant alien race, sent to Earth to find…him. Her race is embroiled in an interstellar war and losing badly. Her Queen became enamored with a movie in which John appeared, called Starf–ker, and sent her scout to find him and bring him back to her, ostensibly to help her repopulate their dying planet.
Thus John finds himself mixed up in a crazy, sexy adventure which makes even the most gonzo porn seem tame by comparison. In a civilization where skills can be learned via injections, danger lurks around every corner, and intrigue is as common as breakfast, John must get to the bottom of the mystery behind the war, as long as it doesn’t kill him first, or at least break a hip.
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| Creation Date: | Sun, 11 Mar 2018 22:11:14 -0400 |
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This post has 10 comments with rating of 5/5
March 12th, 2018
This sounds freaking hilarious.
March 12th, 2018
Agreed anova, looks to good to pass up. Thanks for this 1 whack
March 12th, 2018
Not my usual, but sounds too good to pass up.
March 13th, 2018
Hey everyone,
I am the author of this book. I realize it’s almost impossible to stop the spread of torrents, so instead I will ask two things of those of you who download it. Please post a review on Amazon and Audible. Reviews help encourage others to buy the book. Second, please consider either purchasing a copy outright or sending me a small donation as payment (visit ianthealy.com to contact me). If I don’t make money on my intellectual property, I can’t create it for your enjoyment. I understand if you don’t want to pay Amazon or Audible, but if you pay me directly, at least you know the money is going to support a creator. I’d appreciate it. I’m not going to report you to the Internet Police or send out the Intellectual Property Legbreakers Squad to visit you. Just compensate me for my hard work and I hope you enjoy the story.
Ian
March 13th, 2018
I will donate simply for the comment. Well done!
March 14th, 2018
I agree… Cheers Ian. You’ve now joined the ranks of Authors such as Robert Bevan who’ve been more than cool about it & simply asked the same from us.
The price of audiobooks seems to sky rocket more everyday in part by the “sharing” of them i’m guessing (so i understand the catch-22 we’re creating for ourselves here) but it reminds me of when CD’s first came out and they were 20-30 bucks a piece.
Anyway I/We understand the heart & soul it takes when U put yourself out there by adding pen to paper and create a world we can escape our everyday troubles in… So thank you! & here’s hoping you don’t send my Paypal info to your attorney.
March 16th, 2018
Thanks, you guys. Don’t worry, I stand by what I said above. Nobody is getting reported here. I hope you enjoy the story!
Ian
March 18th, 2018
Wow Ian, you are a stand up guy. I clicked on this just to see what people were saying about it. I am one of the super poor people in America and simply can’t afford to buy audio-books I may not enjoy. So thank you!
March 12th, 2021
Seed please o(╥﹏╥)o
December 2nd, 2024
Is this a dead torrent? Any help would be appreciated.
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